Overheard and Seen

"Mom, when I went to the bathroom today, my balls were covered in black hair." says my blonde 6 year old child. "My new Transformers underwear smells YUMMY!". *note to self: wash new underwear*

"Mom, you are so nice to carry Puppy's poop!" says the child who wanted to hike at Ceasar's Creek with Puppy where Puppy promptly pooped 10 feet into the hiking trail. Meaning Mom had to carry poop for an hour. Flies are not friends.

"Look, Mom!" says my child in the bathtub where she is cleaning her vagina with her toothbrush.

Rabbit poop in Jon's shoes. Seriously, I spend a lot of time chasing down balls of rabbit poop. It is getting ridiculous.

Light bulb in my flower bed. I believe my shiRtless neighbor has struck again. Who changes their neighbor's light bulbs leaving our black bulb in the flower bed? It had to be him. The light is super bright. I'm totally considering messing with him and changing it back or to another color.

I dreamed about a fellow blogger (hey, Valk!) and we were on a school bus. She was in the front with her husband who was driving. He commented that this would be the last trip the bus will make, while trying to navigate a S curve in the road. The guardrail ended and the bus slid off the side of the cliff. I hear "OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!!!" all around me and think, "Lord, love a duck, we are flying.". Weird, huh? I'm even weird in my dreams.