Picture Circa Summer of 2005. My sweet little baby boy was still a gurgling mass of baby blob. Jon and I were attending a rehearsal dinner for our friends wedding. Little did I know, but I was pregnant at the time. Good thing I didn't drink. Or maybe I did. Pretty sure I even went to Kings Island and rode the roller coasters early in my pregnancy with Jesse.Girlfriend turned out fine. See? Completely normal.
But this morning I got the dreaded question, "Mommy, where do babies come from?". It went down like this:James: You know that itty bitty baby next door? She is soooooo cute!
Me: Hmmmhmmm (I'm tying his new shoes I got at Walmart for $7).
James: Where do babies come from?
Me: They are blessings from God.
James: Maybe God will throw a baby in your tummy, so we can have one.
Me: I don't think so, buddy. I already got two babies.
James: Maybe He'll throw 100 babies in there and you can have 100 babies!!!!
Me: I think I need more coffee. (Flashing to me having a litter of 100 babies)
Lord, please forgive my son for putting the thought out in the universe like that. He does not knoweth what he speaketh of.
Peace and My Kid is Gonna Screw With My Karma!
5 comments:
Dear Lord that is the funniest thing I have heard all week! I love your blog. I can always count on a good laugh every time!
Wow, they would all come shooting out like a log ride....
And kiddos certainly have some crazy voodoo, lol. Lola was right at Christmas that we would give her a little brother soon.
But we will NOT be naming him Powder, I don't care how cute she is when she says it
Oh goodness. Not 100 babies in the tummy. (Eyes rolling). I guess that shows that kids just don't get it. And that we all need to strive to be like the Duggers... LOL.
hahaha, kids are so innocent. Honestly, where were you going to tell him babies come from? Thank God we can't have 100 at at time...one at a time is too many at moments.
I had one of each, girl and boy, when my daughter asked me to have another at age 10. I told her I was happy with my two. She told me she REALLY wants another and I said "take it up with God, as he's the giver and take of life" knowing full well that I use birth control. I found out I was pregnant 5 months later! She said she "took it up with God... daily" and that baby is now 22. I blogged a video of him today on his skateboard and I can't imagine life without him. I should really thank her now!
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