I started a blanket on January 30, 2010. I haven't finished it. It is sitting there taunting me yelling "Imma WIP!". Not a fan of WIP's, but this blanket kicked my ass the first few days and I haven't been brave enough to try again. For the very first time, my hands hurt to crochet, and I gave up.
In other news, I've mentioned Whiz before. He's my she-male. He comes out to my car every time I pull in the driveway. He greets me, climbs in the car to visit and then tries to schmooze some warmth off the hood if he is lucky. Nevermind he has two heating pads in the garage to schmooze some warmth off.
And Guy. Guy Guy Guy. I thought he was faithful, but our relationship has been having some difficulties. I worried it was the interloper in the garage, the extra cat or two trying to snatch some food, or even just a man thing. I was wrong. He's been cheating on me with another PERSON. 
Oh, I've smelled the scent of another woman. A perfume that wasn't mine, an unfamiliar laundry detergent smell, and even the occasional rebuff from him when I tried to pet him.
See the trail? Yeah, it's a cat trail. That means lots of visiting between our house and someone else's house.
Remember my neighbor? The one who mowed a strip in our yard? The one who mowed our yard? Yeah, the lying cheating no good heartless cat has found another petter and it ain't me. My neighbor has enabled Guy's behavior by giving him easy access in the fence. I'm going to have to declare some serious war.
Remember my neighbor? The one who mowed a strip in our yard? The one who mowed our yard? Yeah, the lying cheating no good heartless cat has found another petter and it ain't me. My neighbor has enabled Guy's behavior by giving him easy access in the fence. I'm going to have to declare some serious war.
Wish that man would feed Guy, save me some money. Dude eats like a horse.
Peace and It's a Monday!
I hope that there is no baby making going on!
ReplyDeleteNope! Everybody is fixed from the cats to the rabbits to Puppy. :D
ReplyDeletei love the blanket color - gorgeous! We decided to let 'she who poops in shower' be an indoor/outdoor cat.
ReplyDeleteMan. And it had to be *that* neighbor, too.
ReplyDeleteAt least your cat doesn't hump all your yarn. That's what Lenny would do- he'd cheat on you with a blanket.
ReplyDeleteLet me help you with blanket . . . and if you're bent about a tomcat cheating on you, I'll be happy to wise you up about them thar tomcats!
ReplyDeletehmm you need to sit your cat down for a chat and let him know that that neighbor is not a "friend" and if he is going to cheat at elast cheat on you with a non-strip mowing neighbor :)
ReplyDeleteWell, your WIP is quite nice and will be gorgeous when it's finished... i have faith that you will finish it in time, lol. What yarn is that?
ReplyDeleteAnd what makes Whiz a she-male, exactly? lol.
I'm curious about the she-male Whiz too...lol!
ReplyDeleteOh... cats. You've got to love them while hating them. Such contradiction in a relationship is rare. We have a "stranger cat" who is chowing on our food. But I cant get any pets of him. Ungrateful bastard!
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