Facebook Status for Sara on August 6, 2009:
Sara: yep, we've declared war...our neighbor has mowed our grass...shitless, underwear hanging out and horror of horrors...in CIRCLES!
Crystal: shitless? :D
Cassie: I don't even know how to respond to this, but felt like leaving a comment anyways lol
Heather: are you serious?? someone in waynesville did this. i am laughed out loud for real!!
Sara: aw hell. lmao. shiRtless.
Meghan: Bahaha! Who is your neighbor? What is your plan of attack? I just have to say I go by your house all the time and it's always very well kept. What a jerk!
Heather: duh i meant to say i am laughing out loud! i hope you get them back. i would fork their yard or saran wrap their cars or something juvenile like that! let me know if you need some help...i am sure we could round a few people on here to come out and get them back with ya!! lol
Sara: his name is jim. he is not a native. ;) and thanks for the props, meghan! it was a little high, but could have gone a bit longer ;) the teen tried earlier in the week but jammed the mower so we gave her cease and desist orders. um, plan of action may include steriods for his grass.
Laura: How about sprinkling some weed seed or wildflower seed on his lawn? I'll supply the crabgrass!! LOL! That'll take care of any beautiful lawn he has.
Eric: Round up, or put Grubs in his yard!
Meghan: Brandon said he'd go off on that guy. I think you should call the news crew and report a crop circle in your front yard. Put your hair in rollers and dress white trash style. Chip King thinks you should let some meat rot in a trash can and leave it on the property line. Put a private property sign in your yard and have him arrested for trespassing next time he sets foot in the yard.
Heather: or you can KILL THEM WITH KINDNESS....usually works. keep us posted!
Natalie: If you need any help getting your paybacks just let me know. We could go back to H.S. age and T.P. his place. ;) I'm sure we could get tons of volunteers for that. :)
Janne: wow! he was shitless huh? never seen a guy do that in my lawn before :? ill help ya get him back :) but i do refuse to go shitless in his yard tho :D
Gwen: Wait, I'm confused cause if someone mowed my lawn (even if it was because they were annoyed) I would bake them cookies. Oh and my Mom never mowes the lawn in more than a bikini :)
Sara: Gwen, personally, I'm glad he finished the job he started last week. Jon tells me not to feed the strays that wander in our yard, so cookies are out.
Sara: Meghan, I'm still laughing. Come be my yehaw sidekick while we complain about them damn crop circles.
Sara: Janne, the definition of shitless is "i'm not shittn you" ;)
Amber: You are cracking me up. Your neighbor sounds like a nut job. I vote for fertilizing circles in his yard...I ended up with yellow lines where I missed part of my yard & beautifu dark green for the rest, it's super annoying! Update us, whatever you do!!!
Harold: ROLLING in histarics!!!!!!!
David: I can't stop laughing!!!!
Okay, so the background on the story is last week I posted that the neighbor had passively, aggressively suggested we mow our yard by mowing a strip across the front yard. While my friends were very creative with their suggestions, Jon and I opted to just keep trucking and get to the yard when we got to it. For the Record, Jon would have gotten to the yard on Friday, but the shiRtless neighbor got to it first. Thus resulting in lots of fun on Facebook!
Here is the crop circles. It has to be a man thing cause this is what the yard looks like when I mow.
A demonstration of Jon's anal retentiveness. He was complaining and went out in the yard and was gesturing widely and yelling talking really loudly about the scalping the shiRtless neighbor had given our yard.
It looks pretty good on the side of the house.
And as payback, I sent my minions to his yard and had them water his plants and his sidewalk.
I like my neighbor. I may make him cookies. He's just a crazy old guy. I like crazy.
Peace and Keeping the Peace in the Neighborhood!